General Pick Up Lines
1. How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. My name is _________.
2. Hi, can I buy you several drinks?
3. Inheriting 80 million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart!
4. You might as well come home with me because I'm going to tell everyone you did anyway.
5. You look like my second wife, and I've only been married once.
7. Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
8. My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
9. Get your coat, you've pulled.
10. I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
12. Greetings and salivations.
13. I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
14. Did you see the fight outside a little while ago? These two girls were fighting over a short guy named [your name].
15. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
17. Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. He'd like your phone number. He wants to know where he can get a hold of me in the morning.
18. (Give the person a pint of beer) Drink this, then call me when you're ready.
19. I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
20. Excuse me, do you want a double entendre?
22. Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
23. You're going to have to buy me a drink? Her: What for? I dropped mine when I saw you.
24. Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job? Her: No. Do you want to do lunch?
25. There is something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings?