Dirty Pick Up Lines






1. you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.

2. What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

3. If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out?

4. I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.

5. I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

6. Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a taste?

7. Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

8. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

9. Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is F*CKED UP!

10. Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?

11. I hope you're not a vegetarian... cuz I want to feed you some meat!

12. Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.

13. [man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!

14. Love is four letters so is what me and you should do (other person: whats that?) F*CK

15. Violets are blue, roses are red, what is it going to take to get you into bed?

16. I may not be Mr. Right, but I'll screw you til he shows up.

17. I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it?

18. Can you lick your nipples? [No] Can I? [Yes] Can you show me?

19. You're ugly, but you intrigue me...

20. You don't sweat much for a fat chick.

21. Are you a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.

22. Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.

23. Hi, do you believe in one night stands?

24. A tall man to a short woman: "You're perfect height for what you want."

25. Who's your friend?

26. Excuse me, did you just fart?


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