Lines to pick up redneck chicks









1. The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means there's more room for your tongue

2. Honey, I'm hotter than a rooster in a hen house!

3. Why do you think they call it a pick-up truck?

4.You ever wonder why they call the back of a pick-up truck the BED, baby?

5. I know we're cousins, but this is Arkansas.

7. I got a six pack of Busch and the new Hank Williams Jr. CD

8. Baby you're finer than a new set of snow tires.

9. Wanna see the new Velvet Elvis painting I just hung in my trailer?

10. God wants us to be together. That's why he gave us the same parents!

11. You're prettier than a beer truck pulling up in my driveway Get in the truck, sis!




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