Beer Chess

This was printed in the _Boston Half Baked_. Beer Chess is chess played with beer as the pieces. Beer chess is the unification of the intellect with the inebriated. Beer chess is stimulating brain cells as you kill them. Beer chess was created during a weekend retreat at the McEnaney Estate in Jackman, Maine, thus making Jackman, Maine the Beer Chess capital of the universe.

PLAYING THE GAME Beer chess is played with beer, a lot of beer. One side uses Light Beer (white), the other side uses regular (black) of the same brands. (see list below) Our research and development team has concluded that one can expect a standard Beer Chess game to last up to five hours, assuming neither player passes out. Intermissions, however, may be declared on a bilateral basis.

BOARD CONSTRUCTION As you may have realized, this game requires a big board. While beer chess boards are now commonplace in Jackman, in other places their availability is still limited. Again, our R+D team has arrived at a clever solution: bathroom tiles-large white bathroom tiles. Placed on a darker table at regular intervals, one can quickly construct a professional looking Beer Chess set. For and even cheaper board, cardboard coasters, available at most bars, serve as impromptu, portable boards.

PIECES White: Black: 8 pawns: Bud Lights (8oz can) Budweiser (8oz cans) 2 Rooks: Miller Light (12oz can) Miller Genuine Draft (12 oz Can) 2 Knights: Busch Light (12 oz Can) Busch (12 oz Cans) 2 Bishops: Coors Light (12 oz Can) Coors (12 oz Cans) Queen: Michelob Light (Bottle) Michelob (Bottle) King: Bud Light (Bottle) Budweiser (Bottle)


1. When one moves a piece, one must sip from the piece moved. 2. When one's piece is captured, one must drink the entire piece. 3. Castling requires two sips: one from the King, one from the Rook 4. En passent requires only one sip (as in a standard pawn move) 5. When one's pawn reaches the eighth rank, and is exchanged for a queen (or other piece), one's opponent must drink the remainder of the pawn. 6. Once a piece is sipped, that piece must be moved. (taking back moves is not allowed) 7. One may take as long as one wants to drink a captured piece, but the piece must be quickly consumed when a second piece is captured. 8. After each exchange of pieces, the players must toast each other's health with the exchanged pieces. 9. When one is put in check, one must sip from the King. 10. Passing out constitutes a resignation. 11. A player may not go the the bathroom before his move. 12. When one is checkmated, one must drink: 1) The remainder of one's King 2) The remainder of opponent's King 3) The remainder of one's pieces. (That's a lotta beer)

GENERAL HINTS: 1. Take big sips out of pieces you expect to trade, when moving those pieces. This technique evenly distributes the amount of beer you will consume, and decreases the amount you will have to drink from that piece when it is traded or captured.

2. If you are a light drinker, avoid exchanges (especially if you are down a piece)

3. Avoid sacrificing pieces for position. A sacrifice will only force you to drink more. Remember, in this game, you can be beating your opponent, not only by the fact that you have a greater number of pieces left on the board, but also by the fact that you have a greater number of surviving brain cells left.

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