Lines to Pick up Regular Chicks

1. You must be high jumper, because you make my bar rise

2. Your name must be Windex, because I can see myself in you

3. Your name must be Visa, because your body is everywhere I want to be

4. Your daddy must have been a terrorist, because you are the bomb!

5. You're the one I've been saving this seat for Nice legs...what time do they open?

6. Can I flirt with you?

7. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.

8. You've got 206 bones in your body. Want one more?

9. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked

10. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue

11. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning

12. If I were you, I'd have sex with me

13. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

14. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

15. If you were the last woman and I were the last man on earth, we could do it in public.

16. Baby, I'm an American Express lover. You shouldn't go home without me.

17. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock

18. Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long

18. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

19. [Grab her tush] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

20. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns

21. You must be a library book 'cause I've been checking you out

22. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet

23. You must be a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you

24. You remind me of a compass, because I'd be lost without you.

25. Your feet must be tired -- 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!

26. You're so hot, you must be real reason for global warming

27. You look a lot like my next girlfriend

28. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

29. Hi, I'm Bill Clinton, but you can call me Bubba!

30. Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?

31. I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your apartment?

32. Do you have any Irish/German/Spanish/Italian/etc. in you? (She says: No) Want some?

33. Hi, how do you feel today? (She says: Fine) I asked how you felt, not how you look!

34. Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (She says: No) Wanna go upstairs and talk?

35. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN...How much have you been drinking?

36. If I gave you negligée for your birthday, would there be anything in it for me?

37. I hang out here to avoid the pressures of being a Kennedy

38. I'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?

39. Excuse me miss, but I've always wanted to date a supermodel

40. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

41. If I told you you had a beautiful body/chest, would you hold it against me?

42. If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together

43. What good is inheriting 2.7 million dollars when you have a weak heart?

44. Do you believe in love at first sight...or should I walk by again?

45. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away!

46. If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib

47. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business

48. If I follow you home, will you keep me?

49. How about you and me have a party - and invite your pants down

50. I'm a fertility god in some underdeveloped nations

51. Is your last name Gillette? Because you're best a man can get!

52. I'm gay, straighten me out!

53. I'm joining the priesthood tomorrow

54. My roommate's a sound sleeper!

55. You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute

56. Stand still so I can pick you up!

57. You're so hot, when I look at you I get a tan

58. Can you catch? I think I'm falling for you

59. Take me drunk, I'm home!

60. Your parents must be retarded, because you're special

More Pick-Up Lines

Share this page:
Enjoy this page? Please pay it forward. Here's how...

Would you prefer to share this page with others by linking to it?

  1. Click on the HTML link code below.
  2. Copy and paste it, adding a note of your own, into your blog, a Web page, forums, a blog comment, your Facebook account, or anywhere that someone would find this page valuable.