Old-school Pick Up Lines to Use on Guys

1. "Haven't we met before? Oh right, in my dreams." (One things for sure, she surely has some vivid, colorful dreams, na?)

2. "I know somebody who likes you a lot. And if I wasn't so shy, I would tell you who it is." (Be subtle, don't wear a neon sign that says it is you.)

3. "Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name John?" (Try another name in England. By the way, this is a win win pick up line, if his name is John, it's an effective ice breaker. If not, well, he owes you a kiss, no?)

4. "Aren't you the guy who's supposed to buy me drink?" (This is a tricky trap for the guy, for a gentleman would hardly say no now, would he?)

5. "There must be something wrong with my eyes. I just can't seem to take them off you." (Wow, that's a heavy come-on.)

6. "Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again." (This is also a unisex line, that can be used on either gender.)

7. "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together." (This has been an sms, running around from the prehistoric ages.)

8. "You must be tired. You've been running through my mind, all day long." (I personally don't like this one, as it exposes too much. I prefer the sassy 'I don't care ones better.)

9. "I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?" (You can be original with the delivery. There is scope for finesse on this one.)

10. "Can I have a picture of you, so I can show Santa, what I want for Christmas."(You know what they say, be careful what you wish for.)

11. "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" (Trust me on this one, nothing works like a little flattery)

12. "Do you have a band-aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you." (This one's definitely clichéd, but is still one of the cute pick up lines to use on guys)

13. "You've been a bad boy! Now go to 'my' room." (Be stern and matter-of-fact when you deliver this, otherwise it looses impact.)

14. "Let's go behind that rock and get a little bo(u)lder." (Make sure there is a rock around. You don't want to waste an opportunity in case he agrees with the proposition, no?)

16. "I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me tonight?" (This is just a pick up line, your teddy bear is not substitutable, is it?)

17. "I lost my virginity, can I have yours?" (Don't look at me, I did say that these were cheesy. Why are you reading them anyway?)

18. (Want to get a little touchy feely, try this one.) "Oh, I am sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag."

19. I am not feeling myself today, can I feel you? (Pout a little, it often works with the male sex.)

20. "What else do you like for breakfast? I already have eggs." (If the dude doesn't get the 'hint hint nudge nudge', maybe you need to try another.)

21. "I am feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?" (Slump your shoulders a little, it makes the first half appear to be more genuine.)

23. "You know, we were born without clothes." (Not so subtle, is it?)

24. "You know sweety, my lips won't just kiss themselves. Please help." (Be careful, from what I know of men, they'd gladly take up on this offer)

25. You are just the way I like my coffee. Tall, Black and Strong." (This is my favorite one, after all, who doesn't want a TDH (tall, dark, handsome) guy.)

26."Don't be so picky... I wasn't!" (Ouch!)

27. "That's a nice dog. Does it have a phone number?" (This is a unisex one, use it as you may.)

28. "Do you have a quarter? I told my ex boyfriend that I would call him when I found someone better."

29. (Looking for some way to get closer?)Reach for the back of his shirt and check out his shirt label. "Just what I thought, made in heaven."

30. "You're the hottest thing since sunburns." (Use it on the right 'really hot' guy.)

31. "Are you religious? Because you're the answer to my prayers." (Solemn expression please. Don't laugh, this is not a funny pick up lines to use on guys.)

32. "Did they just take you out of the oven? Boy, you're hot." (Girls, please, be a little selective, use only if he's really hot. If you're blinded, take a friend's neutral opinion first.)

33. "I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?" (If he doesn't get it, not worth the trouble, lady.)

34. "I read palms. It says you're gonna call me soon." (Don't grab his palm like its your only lifeline. Be gentle, not all men like aggressive females.)

General Pick Up Lines

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