Pick-up lines for elves only

1. I'm down here!

2. Just because I've got bells on my feet doesn't mean I'm a sissy!

3. I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys

4. I'm a magical being. Take off your bra

5. I get a thimbleful of tequila into me and I turn into a wild man!

6. You'd look hot in a Raggedy Ann wig

7. All day I make toys -- all night I make love

8. We don't see many happening' ladies north of the Arctic Circle

9. That's quite a set of ornaments you've got there

10. I can get you off the naughty list

11. I'll make you shake like a bowl full of jelly

12.I've got something you can hang a wreath on

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