1. you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
2. What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
3. If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out?
4. I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
5. I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
6. Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a taste?
7. Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
8. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
9. Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is F*CKED UP!
10. Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?
11. I hope you're not a vegetarian... cuz I want to feed you some meat!
12. Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
13. [man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!
14. Love is four letters so is what me and you should do (other person: whats that?) F*CK
15. Violets are blue, roses are red, what is it going to take to get you into bed?
16. I may not be Mr. Right, but I'll screw you til he shows up.
17. I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it?
18. Can you lick your nipples? [No] Can I? [Yes] Can you show me?
19. You're ugly, but you intrigue me...
20. You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
21. Are you a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
22. Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
23. Hi, do you believe in one night stands?
24. A tall man to a short woman: "You're perfect height for what you want."
25. Who's your friend?
26. Excuse me, did you just fart?